January 2, 2012
Happy Drynuary!

Or, Bon L’(h)iver.

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March 30, 2011

Red and Green M&Ms

So 80s: before the Internet, the rumors abounded that red M&Ms caused cancer.

cancer!

And that green M&Ms made you horny.

horny!

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Cracking your knuckles is 80s.

Cracking your knuckles is 80s.

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March 18, 2011
Turning names into acronyms with giggle-worthy or sinister undertones. All Day I Dream About Sex

Turning names into acronyms with giggle-worthy or sinister undertones.

All

Day

I

Dream

About

Sex

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December 22, 2010

Gimmicky gum — with liquid centers! — is as 80s as highly suggestive commercials for things you put in your mouth.

(H/T to The Awl)

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December 1, 2010
Sniffing Liquid Paper or Magic Markers. 80s buzz!

Sniffing Liquid Paper or Magic Markers. 80s buzz!

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Freeway Shootings

Nothing more 80s than pulling a gun on the Cabriolet cutting you off on 101 South…

freeway

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November 27, 2010
Writing “WASH ME” on a dirty car is 80s.

Writing “WASH ME” on a dirty car is 80s.

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November 16, 2010

Martial Arts

And not Krav Maga or Brazilian dance-fighting. Good old fashioned “HAI-YA!” karate kicking is 80s.

karate kid

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November 11, 2010

Getting The Wind Knocked Out Of You

For some reason, Coach would always grab the front waistband of your pants and lift you up, as if that would re-fill your lungs.

Wind Knocked Out

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November 9, 2010
Dandruff — and stressing about it! — are as 80s as ring around the collar.

Dandruff — and stressing about it! — are as 80s as ring around the collar.

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September 16, 2010

The French

Inspired by our pal jolie! Anything French, really, is 80s.

paris!

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Being afraid of nuclear war. As 80s as apple pie. And nuclear war.

Being afraid of nuclear war. As 80s as apple pie. And nuclear war.

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August 13, 2010

Friday The 13th

Not the movies. But the 13th actually falling on a Friday. 80s.friday the 13th

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July 21, 2010
Pretending you are smoking when it’s cold out. Step up to that 80s flavor!

Pretending you are smoking when it’s cold out. Step up to that 80s flavor!

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